Hey superstar, need a boost? not surprising.
We've been following your status updates and
that kind of pace must be exhausting.
Ever notice how we're now all broadcasters of the
not-really-news news? You just ate a sandwich?
thrilling! Studying is hard?
What is a dragonfruit? Is it something
i can ride to work other than public transit?
If you are asking this we can only
imagine the day you're having.
Sure trigonometry is important, but school
should also teach you stuff you'll actually use in life.
Everyday useful stuff. Like how to pronounce acai.
Hello and welcome to the part in our label program
where we get to congratulate you on your
great taste (for obvious reasons).